sick, brah

Mozart on Glass

Put down your guitar forever



Glasses Concerto - video powered by Metacafe

get up to get down

and the kicker

four good myspace names and a quick question about retards

ready to be yr wife
guts mctavish
R.I.P noodles
pigman

retard heaven intermission (agreed not fair)

and there's already a bone sauce so i can officially remove that from my list of quincenera party enhancers.

watch this exclamation point

Send this one to your obstinate grandpa

t time

opiate of the masses

hey ricky you so fine

it's that easy

REPOST

trivia question: wtf?

everyone's a winner

note: gogurt youtube search returns ween's freedom of 76 and "how to put in a tampon"

the only way

speech, speech, speech

“Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us. We ask ourselves, Who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous, talented, fabulous? Actually, who are you not to be? You are a child of God. Your playing small does not serve the world. There is nothing enlightened about shrinking so that other people won't feel insecure around you. We are all meant to shine, as children do. We were born to make manifest the glory of God that is within us. It's not just in some of us; it's in everyone. And as we let our own light shine, we unconsciously give other people permission to do the same. As we are liberated from our own fear, our presence automatically liberates others.”

marriane williamson

warning signs

see what happen's when you leave your kids home alone
they get smashed in to a bunch of tiny pieces
you shoulda got a babysitter
but you didn't
and now look what happened
this is gonna make you throw up for a long time
at five o'clock everything was okay
but at seven o'clock the roof fell in
i'm real sorry it happened
but i told you
if you leave your kids alone
they'll be crushed
sitting alone. fussing and fighting
over a children's book collection
all they were doing was trying to read
then the ceiling came crashing down on their heads
you couldn't have stopped them from sitting there
but you could've got a babysitter
i forgive you for what you let happen
but if by magic your kids come back
i'll understand if you decide that you're not responsible enough to keep
them around

india circus