jelly father

wahat i did was wrong but desperate people do desperate things I will begin to pay you on 12/15/08I don't care what you think of me (name deleted) but know this I gave up my youth and stayed with ur crazy ass mother for 18yrs too long for the sake of my children I could of bail in the summer of 86 but did not fore fear of what would have happend to you and (name deleted) so instead I stayed never knowing enjoyment or happiness could you imagine how you guys would would have turned out if i left when u were 3???????? Your mother would have committed suicide??? BUT KNOW THIS I stayed in a misarable relationship soley for u guys,and because of it from the time I was 23 until I was 40 I did nothing but work to keep a roof over your head and support drug habits,you do what you have to do live by your grandmothers creed that nothing in this life is more important then money and some day u will wake up and you will be forty and wonder what happend to my life.Right now ur 25yrs old when I was 25 I had to kids and was working 80hours a week to support them that was my mistake and I'm not blaming anyone but myself but before you judge me walk a mile in my shoes u know (name deleted) you wouldn't make it sit down and think about would you trade places???? I don't think you could handle it.You want settle with cash fine if not do what u have to do just make sure that you can look at the guy in the mirror in the eye Again I apolgize and I will make it right belive it or not.
For tweny years I was the good guy as soon as I tried to make myself happy I became a scumbag my current financial situation is because of a guy maned BUSH and I didn't vote for him



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if i remember correctly, your feet stink, so i'll pass on the mile walking. i will, however, take this opportunity to commend you on your timely response.
unfortunately, identity theft is not only morally douchebaggish, it's also legally nightmarish. in this the age of digital hucksters, pranksters, and various thieving merrymen, such manipulative acts carry heavy consequences. i've arranged with federal law enforcers, a solution, now completely legal in the new america. hungry ghosts will move in to the recesses left by substance abuse and failure to be civil. your nights will be a whole lot stickier when they move to suck all the jelly out of your dad arms. those low frequency whistles will grow louder each passing day and you'll be forced to wiggle walk to the cigarette store.

who's following who?

animals can feel things that humans can not. hesitation often misunderstood. there are many ways to walk up the same set of stairs. i suggest your approach be similar to the one employed by j. hotpins mc wellsy in his famous late eighteenth century ascension. pinch the skin of your cheeks, just below your eyes, and tug gently. any jellies left will work their way out from there.

if you really loved me, you'd get me that giant laser gun slash custard freezer.